Euphoric Fatigue (euphoricfatigue) wrote,
Euphoric Fatigue
euphoricfatigue

darwin

yes, when i am feeling blue, i either look up online http://www.darwinawards.com/ (the darwin awards online) or read the hard cover book received as a christmas giftt of the same title/theme.

nothing tends to make me feel better than reading about other's darwin award winning behaviors.  well, sex would me feel better maybe.  depending on the partner. 

i mean, how can you argue with quotes like this one from albert einstein:  "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

i was thinking my explosion experience last year almost qualified me for an honorable mention, but i didn't do anything to make it darwin material.  no chemical cleaning items, no smoking.  isn't a darwin award supposed to be a user error type demise or almost demise?  a faulty gas stove or gas line isn't anything i had any control over.  i may have contributed with the use of a whisk broom causing the spark, but if i used a sponge or rag for the cleaning too, that may have caused a spark.  there should not be a gas leak.  i didn't do anything to cause the gas leak.

but trust me, i grew up and have lived in homes with gas stoves and have NEVER had a gas explosion from anything, not even when relighting the pilot with a lit match. 

now, here i am, at almost 0400 wide awake despite taking 2 zanax  at midnight (usually enough to make me extremely drowsy and thus, able to sleep). 

it is 0405.  better hit the rack, but now am hungry too.  phooey.  double phooey.and i feel funny with the "boyfriend" and the "love" word and that is freaking me out a bit.  i mean, i was kind of used to being the pain in his butt person.  now what am i supposed to do? 

this is some snafu.  decisions, decisions. 


ps:  is the user photo really too annoying?
   

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