Euphoric Fatigue (euphoricfatigue) wrote,
Euphoric Fatigue
euphoricfatigue

PMMTM Wilberforce

if i die and come back a cat again, i hope someone would think enough of me, to buy me a can of sardines from russia.


PRESS RELEASE

PMMTM Wilberforce Anniversary Shocker! (PMMTM is Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher's Mouser)

PMMTM wiilberforce was a cat who lived with margaret thatcher and other prime ministers at 10 downing. his high profile, high stress, job was to catch mice. he was paid handsomely, apparently, as he stayed on there through four pms. (1973 - 1987)

what the world didn't know was that he suffered though a terrible addiction. it has been released today PMMTM wilberforce became addicted to catnip during his tenure at 10 downing.

release today of the news has sent a shock though tightly knit westminster, and throughout london.

despite drug abuse, the baroness fancied the little guy, and paid him a fair amount of attention, including allowing him to have a press appearance on BBC. during the live interview, he did not appear to be under the influence. in fact he behaved like the genteel, well mannered kitty he was.

PMMTM wilberforce, may he RIP, we won't let the breaking news disturb you.

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