Euphoric Fatigue (euphoricfatigue) wrote,
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PIXI STIX BE DAMNED - ESPECIALLY THE BLUE ONES

i have a gripe.

i have been consuming at various times and various amounts. PIXI STIX in considerable amounts since about 1972. the big ones you can get that are about the size of bamboo, and the regular sized ones about 10 inches long, and even these at halloween time that are about 8 inches long. the bamboo giant size are plastic not paper contained.

anyhoo, i think they should be sued for false advertising. in all the PIXI STIX i have consumed, i have not had one teeny, weenie, tiny sign i was getting any more pixie like, no matter how many of the PIXI STIX i consumed. no elfish rolled up toe slippers have appeared in my shoe closet or on my feet. i have not shrunk to any noticeable elf or pixie size. (unless on some odd planet somewhere they have 6' tall ones). i have not had my ears changing to pointy kind of spock or sprout from the valley of the jolly green giant type ears. i just have the same old boring human shaped ones. my hair has not, as i awaken and go into the bathroom, peer into the mirror just to find out overnight or gradually my hair has not changed to some Kewpie doll type of style. my clothing has not changed to leggings and frocks that match the elfish shoes i do not have. i do not even have the beginnings of pixie wings.

SO WHAT'S THE DEAL? I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

and I WANT TO KNOW WHAT FLAVOR THE BLUE ONES ARE. it isn't blueberry. it isn't blue curacao. it isn't some odd blue raspberry. SO WHAT'S THE DEAL?

"blue" isn't a recognized flavor in the hotel restaurant food catalog.

signed,
a disgruntled PIXI STIX CUSTOMER IN HOUSTON, formerly of VIRGINIA, SOUTH CAROLINA, NEW YORK, FLORIDA, MARYLAND, CALIFORNIA, NEVADA, COLORADO, FRANCE, BELGIUM, IRAQ, TURKEY, GRENADA, PANAMA, SWEDEN, DENMARK and many other places.
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