Euphoric Fatigue (euphoricfatigue) wrote,
Euphoric Fatigue
euphoricfatigue

the residents here are interesting....

more stuff found on the pc here. it amuses me.


ANSWERING MACHINE 1

Good morning, my name is ____. I’m a volunteer here in the Sterling area.

We have found that many people have Bibles in their homes but find it hard to understand them and have questions, such as Does God care?, Why so much suffering and sickness? We have a brochure in many different languages that answers 80 of the most commonly asked questions in the Bible.

This can aid you and your family to find out what God requires of us. There’s no charge and we’d be happy to either bring it by your home or send it to you by mail. The brochure answers questions such as Who is God?, Who is Jesus?. What is the Kingdom of God?, How to have a happy family life?, How to draw close to God in prayer.

Feel free to call me at 703 --- ----.
Thank you for your time.
__________
ANSWERING MACHINE 2

Good morning, my name is _____________. I’m your neighbor in the Sterling area. I was speaking to my neighbors this morning about the reactions of many when tragedy strikes. I’m sorry I wasn’t able to find you at home.

Perhaps I’ll just leave you with an encouraging scripture for you to read in your personal copy of the Bible. Psalms chapter 72: verses 12-14 show that God really cares about people and notices their suffering.

One of Jehovah’s Witnesses will try to contact you again, but thank you for listening.
Bye.




*these people need to find a hobby.
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