February 10th, 2004

dad & fish & i


this is a friendly reminder for when you are forced to travel, or otherwise have luggage at some public location.

do NOT, under ANY circumstances, mutter the following words, in any context, in any order, lest they be misconstrued

luggage + bomb

for instance, do not say "there IS NO bomb in my luggage." or "there IS a BOMB in my luggage."

the only time this would be OK is when, THERE REALLY TRULY IS A BOMB.

my "authorities" tell me this is sound etiquette advice.
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